I so nearly didn't go.
I had tickets booked for two Edinburgh shows yesterday
Josie Long and
John Hegley. But the night before I was shivery and more achey than usual (it's hard sometimes with EDS/HMS to work out whether you have a cold or are just having a bad spell). Then I woke up in the morning sure from the sneezing and sore eyes and nose that I definitely was not feeling 'normal'. Non-refundable tickets. Endless rain outside. What to do?
I debated this with myself for most of the morning and then took some advice from Facebook friends. The consensus was: Go! Dose up on Lemsips and
Laphroig (being ill is no excuse for inferior whisky) and go!
So I went. And as I struggled to wash and get dressed and leave the warm house and head out in the wet for the train I thought 'this had better be bloomin' spectacular'. But I already had a sneaking suspicion that it might be because
Josie's show was my favourite thing at last year's Edinburgh Fest and I have loved listening to and reading John Hegley for almost twenty years (although never seen him perform live before).
It wasn't easy. Edinburgh is one of the most difficult cities to negotiate with sore legs that I've ever come across. Every road and street seems almost mocking in its uneveness, cobbles, slipperiness, steepness and (of course, at this time of year) crowdedness.
I made it. Not only did I make it, I met John Hegley and he was delightful and he agreed to sign my book and have his picture taken and even suggested that we swap glasses.

So, this is me wearing John Hegley's specs and him wearing my specs. Admittedly our specs are rather similar and I couldn't help thinking this would make a better picture if I wore
Deirdre Barlow type 90's frames but I don't and it would be a bit weird to do so just in the hope of swapping glasses with John Hegley.
After a refuel of Laphroig and the fine company of pal Paul in the ace
Captain's Bar, I went to see Josie Long and she was once again inspiring, thoughtful and very, very funny. Plus I had a much better view than last year and I was the only member of the audience to put my hand up when she asked who was a fellow fan of political nerd-fest
'This Week'. Fun.
Today will be very subdued and sore but it was worth it because I had a bloomin' specs-tacular day.
PS. Buy any of John Hegley's
books if you don't already have them (and even if you do, buy some more to give to friends!) but I especially recommend his latest volume 'Confetti' because (although it's an oft-used cliche) I really don't think there are many books that would make me laugh and cry on the train and this did.